If you haven't seen this film i suggest you hunt it down as it is not only one of the cheesiest films of all time but also one of the funniest.This movie is really two movies joined as one by a short phone call.....thats it.The two stories are in no way connected and any film which has a suicide ninja hitting his head off soil to kill himself is worth a look. The ninja of this film is the great Richard Harrison who although he is an American has still been dubbed over terribly and sputs non sensible dialogue while moving his hands in an odd way. But the true star of the film is Bruce Stallion who plays the main baddie.he delivers such hard hitting lines as "get him,or I'l get you in an accent which is a cross between Australian and English This film is great there is no question about it.And it also features trailers for other films in the ninja series.buy it now and bring some wise ass friends over to watch it with you and youl have a great time.